February 2012
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BRO STRIDER? IS THAT YOU? →
omg…
I can't stop looking at these
simpleruser:
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irl-droog:
(( OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
I NOW HAVE OVER 500 FOLLOWERS. JESUS, I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR 400 YET. GUYS, CALM DOWN.
I don’t know what i’ll do. Maybe I’ll do a giveaway, or something else….Ideas would be nice. Thank you all, guys, I can’t express how happy I am I love all of you.
))
Dear my followers: +follow irl-droog.
God, this is stupid.
irl-spadesslick:
irl-droog:
D’aawwww kissy kissy booboo
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It is time we as water bottles make a DIFFERENCE.
▼: Hey.
▲: How about there are also cheese whoofers for every two yards in the watermelon stockings?
▲: I mean it makes sense given all these time proximities.
▲: Watermelons do oft to make their empires of radio and dust people.
▲: Sometimes life is a box of old donkeys waiting to be exploited by big time corporate business pyramid schemes.
▲: You?
▼: Well if there was a possibility of me having a watermelon, I would still go "What the fuck."
▼: What the fuck.
▲: What the fuck indeed.
▲: These lies about these schemes of prolonged donkeys and dust radio empires have been dragged on short enough.
▲: I think it is time we as water bottles make a difference.
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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SOME people don't appreciate intelligent convos
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: Lesbian dinosaurs are constructing new leg monuments in order to facilitate their products.
▼: WHAT IN THE FUCK?
▼: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
▼: WHAT IS A LESBIAN
▲: Cheese programs are now available in 3D smell
▼: WHAT IS A DINOSAUR
▼: JUST WHAT?
▲: Green birds have now learned how to adapt their processors into seeing their noises.
▼: okay im gone
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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Things I wish I would have said when I had the...
(I’m going to randomly put jabs up on here. These are basically things I wish I would have said to people if I had the chance in the past. Of course now it’s pointless, but now it’s for funsies!)
No, you make me drier than the fucking sahara desert. My cunt isn’t even wet when you pop in my mind whilst I’m pissing, my piss instantly turns to sand. My cunt blood...
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I NOW HAVE A THEMED BLOG
IT’S A FRUITY BLOG NOW.
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I'll never figure out who the fuck I am.
▲: Who the fuck am I?
▼: I d0n't kn0w. Wh0 the fuck are y0u?
▲: I DON'T KNOW. HELP MEEE
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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I WAS JUST BEING ASSERTIVE, GUYS.
▲: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
▲: WHAT DO YOU WANT
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
Anonymous asked: IF I STUFFED CHESSEBURGERS UP YOUR ASS AND SHAT THEM ALL OVER YOUR CHEST, WOULD YOU BE SEXUALLY AROUSED?
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Help me Equius.
-- yavVaryag [YV] began pestering centaursTesticle [CT] at 16: 32 --
YV: Help
YV: Ive fallen and I can't get up.
-- centaursTesticle [CT] ceased pestering yavVaryag [YV] at 16: 35 --
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I love Omegle
Talk to strangers!
16,319 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: F/19/us
Stranger: 18 Male Uk
You: Ooooohhh
You: So
Stranger: ?
You: Now what
Stranger: Whats up? :)
You: Not much, youuuu?
Stranger: Just laying in bed
Stranger: What do you look like?
You: Well
You: I have an athletic build
You: I have long brown hair, I am tan skinned with green eyes.
You: I am short though
Stranger: Yowza
Stranger: I'm 5ft 11, Ice/Sky Blue Eyes, Styled Brown Hair, Rugby Player Build
You: Ohh nice :3
Stranger: ;
Stranger: ;)
You: So what'chu wanna do?
Stranger: Anything you wish :)
You: Okai. you start
Stranger: Ladies first :)
You: *undoes hair and looks at you with playful and lusty eyes*
Stranger: Hello there ;)
You: *walks up to you and teases you a little, tugging at the crotch of your pants*
Stranger: So you want to play?
You: oH yeah
Stranger: What are you wearing
You: I'm about to wear nothing here in a minute
Stranger: God yes
Stranger: I know where you can hang your knickers ;)
You: oh myyyy
Stranger: Its just there waiting ;)
You: begins to slowly strip
Stranger: Where am i?
Stranger: Sitting on your couch?
You: No, much better. Laying on my bed.
Stranger: Oh good
Stranger: What am i wearing?
You: A pair of briefs.
Stranger: I am wearing them
You: I walk over. Then, suddenly. I reveal a zipper on my back. I pull down on it and the woman you see started to go away as something else begins to emerge from the seductress suit. A fat, grotesque old man, with a saggy, saggy, horrible figure, and a scrotum that sags past his knees.
You: Ready to get it on, sonny?
You: says the old man, climbing on top of your fresh young body
Stranger: Wtf
You: His gelatinous folds jiggling as he assumes the position on top of you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: ye k so u c this vry atractive n HOT SEXAY LADY all gof tier nad shes in the dark blu hood thing and she just lays there on tehf table an says "hey bby wonk wonk"
▲: ,hmmfff omigawd *pops 49823432 lady boners*
▼: wow rude
▼: iff u cant flirtlarp w the big gurls then stay otu
▼: *if
▼: *out
▲: bu ur so sexiii
▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
the-vashta-nerada:
just press play and watch the...
